this joke is arabic i had ahard time translating here it is
adrunk father was giving his son advice because his finals were near
he said my son you have exams and you have 2 paths you succeed or you fail
if you succeed then its all good
if you fail you have 2 paths
you either get lost in the street or you sign in force
if you get lost in street no problem
if you sign in force you have 2 paths either police or army
if you go to police then its all good
if you go to army you have 2 paths
they put you in reserve or the main force
if they put you in reserve then its all ok
if they put you on main force you have 2 paths
you either get shot in war or you dont
if you dont then its all good
if you do you have 2 paths
you either recover or die
if you recover thank god
if you die you have 2 paths
you either get eaten by dogs or rot
if you get eaten by dogs its all good
if you rot you have 2 paths
you either become natural gas or you become oil
if you come gas then thats agood thing
if you become oil you have 2 paths
you either get exported or refined
if you get exported then its ablessing
if you get refined you have 2 paths
you either get refined to dog oil (i am not sure what he ment by that) or be cleaning tools
if you get refined to dog oil then thats good
if you became cleaning tools you have 2 paths you either become soap or toilet paper
you either turn to soap then its all good
or you turn toilet paper you will eat alot of shit hahahaaha.
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well it might not be really funny since i only heard it once i didnt read it so i dont remember it all especialy that dog oil thing
Subject: paths in life 
Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:27 am
